Yoohoo! You’re an Idiot!

I’ve always liked waiting tables, I really have. Ever since I started waitressing at IHOP when I was still a teenager I loved the work – being able to see and talk to different people every day, the good fast money, the mindlessness of the job that makes it so low stress for me… I could go on about the things I love about being a waitress, but of course there is something that sucks about waitressing, too: the bad customers.

I had a doozy of a woman in the restaurant tonight, let me tell you.

So I’m going about my business when I see that the two ladies who were sitting at table fifteen were ready to order. I had a few checks to print and drop off, and was planning (I swear!) to go right to their table. Then, I hear: “Yoohoo! Yoohoo! Where’s our server?” And another passing waitress told the woman I would be right over.

I finished what I was doing and then walked up to the table to give my normal “Hi, how are you doing tonight?” to these two older women, and this is what I got from one of the women in return:

“First of all, we’re seniors so we get the discount. Second I would like two eggs. COOKED. Over medium so the whites aren’t runny. I also want an english muffin toasted, and I would like two pieces of bacon. JUST TWO. And the bacon, I want you to make sure it isn’t greasy because sometimes I have to wipe off my bacon with a napkin and I don’t want to have to do that tonight.”

“Okay,” I said, nodding. “Anything else?” (I wish I hadn’t asked.)

“Yes, make sure this comes to under $6.50. Sometimes I come here and people try to charge me more, but I know that what I want with the two pieces of bacon and the senior discount it should be less than $6.50, so don’t charge me for more than two pieces of bacon.”

The woman’s friend, who finally got her chance to order, winked at me and just said: “Fish and chips, please,” like a normal person.

Well, turns out there’s no way, on our computer system, to get everything that woman ordered, PLUS her drink, for less than $6.50. The best I could come up with was $7.03 with the senior discount, but I knew that wasn’t going to cut it. I sent the manager over with the check – I didn’t even want to bother having to explain to the woman all the reasons I failed her.

The manager was over talking to the woman for a long while, and when he finally came back from their table I asked how it went. He smiled evilly and said, “I told her the prices went up.”

I was waiting on another table close by to them when all of a sudden I hear: “Yoohoo! Waitress!” and from the corner of my eye I see her waving her arm up in the air to get my attention when I was quite obviously speaking with other customers. I had to look over and put a “hold on” finger up because she just wouldn’t stop saying “Yoohoo, yoohoo!”

It was unbelievable. She didn’t quite snap her fingers at me, but the “Yoohoo!” was close.

I go right back to her table – and she wants a refill of her coke. Her HALF FILLED glass of coke. Yoohoo, my ass.

Seriously people, there is a lesson in this. When you go out to eat, have some freaking patience with your server. Be aware that you might not be the only customer he or she is waiting on at the moment. Also, when you act like an idiot and beckon to your server like they’re a SERVANT, you’re not just embarrassing yourself, but you’re embarrassing me and every other customer in the restaurant with your bad manners, ESPECIALLY the poor woman who decided to dine with you.



6 thoughts on “Yoohoo! You’re an Idiot!

  1. I’ve waitressed, and there are some real “characters” out there. I think everyone should have to wait tables etc because that way no-one would ever click / shout / get stroppy again! Hopefully your next table will be super nice šŸ™‚

  2. I agree with Silverliningsproject. I have waitressed before as well. Honestly most of the time I greatly enjoyed it but there seriously are some interesting (good and bad) people out there. Everyone should have to wait tables or work in fast food for at least six months in their early life. It would definitely change a few peoples attitudes.

  3. I cannot stand when people treat their servers poorly. I dated a guy whose father was so incredibly hateful and demeaning when we were out at restaurants (though warm and cheerful elsewhere?) that I honestly couldn’t stand to eat out with his parents. I feel like people like that have some weird brand of cruelty and see an opportunity to get away with mistreating people. Grrr.

  4. When I don’t really know someone, I think a great way to judge someone’s character is to see how they treat people in the services industry. My best friend had a new boyfriend who was vile towards servers. He was unbelievably rude and it resulted in a pretty bad argument between us. Luckily my friend saw sense (I felt if he could treat anyone like that, then eventually she would inevitably become a recipient of it too) and they broke up.

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